Okay , here it is . Your choice is simple : her or me . And I'm sure she is really great but Derek I love you , in a really really big . Pretend like your taste in music , let you eat the last piece of cheesecake , hold a radio over my head outside your window . Unfortunate way that makes me hate you , love you . So Pick me , Choose me , Love me . I'll be at Joe's tonight , so if you do decide to sign the papers , meet me there .